0–2"
About Dick
A man with a measuring system.
Dick Reviews is by Dick, in Manchester, passing judgement on books, pubs, films, food, places and wherever the mind wanders.
Some research is always required. Objectivity is not praised.
The scoring system
Size matters.
Every review is scored out of ten and presented with the inch mark. The written review remains more important than the number. The innuendo remains deliberately under-explained.
3–4"
A bit disappointing
5–6"
Perfectly adequate
7–8"
Impressive
9–10"